The Bachelor, Season 20, Week 4: Her Mouth Isn't a Virgin

Episode Recap

This season's previews taunted us with tent sex, and instead, she went into the tent to allude to the fact that she's a virgin? Weak, ABC. I think Ashley might actually show Chris her lady parts soon just to SHOW him that she's a virgin. The editor in charge of watching hundreds of hours worth of footage to pull together every clip in which "virgin" was mentioned deserves a raise.

Wild card points were up for grabs for the first woman that Chris said he could see as his "future wife" or could see himself marrying got 40 points.

If you haven't seen last night's episode, I'll spare you the two hours and give you a summary here: Ashley I. is a jealous, insecure virgin, Kelsey has a great fake smile and hates everything about nature, and Ashley S. has no feelings. Whoo. Whoo. Whoooooo.

Quoted

"For me, it's like if a guy is driving, it's just like one of the sexiest things they can do." -Ashley I (Way to keep your standards high, girl)

"This is a date made for bimbos." -Kelsey

"This is stupid. I wanna be where I wanna be, and I don't wanna be here." -Kelsey (cue the soft violin)

"I'm a camping virgin, and I'm also a virgin camping." -Ashley I.

"I love everything about you...I hope that resonates within your mind tonight." -Ashley S.

"Jillian should be wearing a tuxedo and not a dress. She's a f***ing DUDE!" - Carly

"When Jillian begins talking, I become very confused because the words come out much faster than my mind can process." -Chris

Points

Here's how the points went down last night:

Ashley I.: 70 points 

• Crying on camera (25 points)
• Being selected to go on a group date (10 points)
• Kissing Chris on the lips (10 points)
• Getting the rose to stay another week (25 points)

Ashley S.: 50 points

• Being selected to go on a group date (10 points)
• Kissing Chris on the lips (10 points)
• Saying “I love you” to Chris (30 points)

Becca: 35 points

• Being selected to go on a group date (10 points)
• Getting the rose to stay another week (25 points)

Britt: 35 points

• Being selected to go on a group date (10 points)
• Getting the rose to stay another week (25 points)

Carly: 45 points

• Being selected to go on a group date (10 points)
• Kissing Chris on the lips (10 points)
• Getting the rose to stay another week (25 points)

Jade: 140 points

• Being selected for a one-on-one date (20 points)
• Crying on camera (25 points)
• Mentioning a previous fiance (10 points)
• WILDCARD: Chris saying he could see Jade as his future wife (40 points)
• Kissing Chris on the lips (10 points)
• Dancing with Chris (5 points)
• Attending a private concert (5 points)
• Getting the rose to stay another week (25 points)

Jillian: 65 points

• Being selected to go on a group date (10 points)
• Having a body part blurred out at any point (30 points)
• Crying on camera (25 points)

Juelia: 40 points

• Being selected to go on a group date (10 points)
• Mentioning her kid (5 points)
• Crying on camera (25 points)

Kaitlyn: 80 points

• Being selected to go on a group date (10 points)
• Having a body part blurred at any point (30 points)
• Kissing Chris on the lips (10 points)
• Getting the rose on a group date (30 points)

Kelsey: 35 points

• Being selected to go on a group date (10 points)
• Getting the rose to stay another week (25 points)

Mackenzie: 35 points

• Being selected to go on a group date (10 points)
• Getting the rose to stay another week (25 points)

Megan: 35 points

• Getting the rose to stay another week (25 points
• Being selected to go on a group date (10 points)

Nikki: 10 points 

• Being selected to go on a group date (10 points)

Samantha: 35 points

• Being selected to go on a group date (10 points)
• Getting the rose to stay another week (25 points)

Whitney: 35 points

• Being selected to go on a group date (10 points)
• Getting the rose to stay another week (25 points)

This week, we have a whole new leader board! Jill B. is in the lead with 1,020 total points, Karen K. is in second place with 985 points, and Geoff D. is a creeping in with 980 points to put him in third place.

This season's dump 'n draft time starts NEXT WEEK! Please send me an email and tell me who you'd like to dump from your team, as well as who you'd like to draft, sometime between Monday 2/2 and Sunday 2/8. If I don't hear from you, I'll assume that you want to keep your same 5 girls, and that's a-okay.