I hope you're all enjoying your unproductive Monday evenings as much as I am!
Can I get a slow clap for Kimberly? Karen A. is the ONLY person that took a gamble on Kimberly last week. It looks like it paid off big for you this week!
I paused Mackenzie's one-on-one time with Chris three times. The big nose comment, the conversation about aliens, admitting that you haven't been on a date in a long time, and then dropping the kid bomb? Come on, now... On a serious note, her hair looks significantly better straight. Am I right?!
Megan isn't the sharpest tool in the shed, is she? She thought the date card was a love note? Um, has she ever SEEN this show?
I would have left the show after the zombie limo. But not Ashley S.; she just walks straight into that group of zombies like she owns the place. She shouldn't be trusted with a gun. Ever. She sees things in bushes. She wants to play hide-and-seek with a grown-ass farmer.
Bachelor Nation Poll: Does "Juelia" sound anything like "Jillian" to you? I wanted to crawl into a hole and die for her.
On a side note, does anyone else think that Trina looks like Leslie Burke from Saved By The Bell: The College Years?
Quoted
"The date card said show me your country. I'm more Kardashian than I am country." -Ashley I.
"And then there was this motorcycle helmet. Just to make sure the helmet is safe, I rammed my head into the brick wall." -Megan
"Oh, she also ran her head into the refrigerator, and to the wood, and to the bricks." -Jillian
"The fact that she's talking about aliens on a first date does raise a few red flags for me." -Chris
"Death is zero amount romantic." -Jillian
"I feel like I'm in the mesa verde." -Ashley S., professional dead zombie assassin
"Cheers to Jordan. She's drunk tonight, she was drunk yesterday, she was drunk the day before, she's gonna be drunk tomorrow." -Mackenzie
"Your leather smells really great."-Ashley S.
Points
I took it upon myself to update one of the point categories because it's just not fair that dancing with Chris isn't worth a few points. As of 1/13/15, we have added in 5 points for dancing with Chris and made attending a concert worth 5 points as well. I've retroactively added 5 points for Kaitlyn from week 1's episode featuring some awkward breakdancing. And no, I didn't pick her, so it's a completely unselfish change to make.
Our wildcard points were awarded to the first lady to be bleeped for inappropriate language. Congratulations, Becca! She really earned those 20 points for saying "shit" in the limo when the zombies streaked past.
Here are how the points went down during last night's episode:
Alissa: 10 points
- Being selected to go on on a group date (10 points)
- Being selected to go on on a group date (10 points)
- Kissing Chris on the lips (10 points)
- Getting the rose to stay another week (25 points)
- Being selected to go on on a group date (10 points)
- Kissing Chris on the lips (10 points)
- Getting the rose to stay another week (25 points)
- Being selected to go on a group date (10 points)
- Getting the rose to stay another week (25 points)
- Wildcard Points Winner: first contestant to be bleeped tonight (20 points)
- Being selected to go on a group date (10 points)
- Getting the rose to stay another week (25 points)
- Being selected to go on a group date (10 points)
- Kissing Chris on the lips (10 points)
- Crying on camera (25 points)
- Getting the rose to stay another week (25 points)
- Getting the rose to stay another week (25 points)
- Being selected to go on a group date (10 points)
- Getting the rose to stay another week (25 points)
- Having a body point blurred out at any point (30 points)
- Being selected to go on a group date (10 points)
- Getting the rose to stay another week (25 points)
- Appearing visibly drunk (15 points)
- Interrupting someone’s one-on-one time (5 points)
- Mentions her kid (5 points)
- Mentions a previous husband (10 points)
- Mentions a deceased loved one (10 points)
- Crying on camera (25 points)
- Being selected to go on a group date (10 points)
- Getting the rose to stay another week (25 points)
- Being selected to go on a group date (10 points)
- Kissing Chris on the lips (10 points)
- Getting the rose on the group date (30 points)
- Being selected to go on a group date (10 points)
- Getting the rose to stay another week (25 points)
- Being selected to go on a group date (10 points)
- Giving Chris a gift (mini-cactus) (5 points)
- Coming back to the show to beg for another chance (50 points)
- Talking about her kid (5 points)
- Being selected to go on a group date (10 points)
- Kissing Chris on the lips (10 points)
- Dancing with Chris (5 points)
- Getting the rose on the group date (30 points)
- Riding in a helicopter (10 points)
- Going on a picnic (5 points)
- Mentioning a deceased loved one (10 points)
- Kissing Chris on the lips (10 points)
- Being selected to go on a one-on-one date (20 points)
- Getting the rose to stay another week (25 points)
- Getting the rose to stay another week (25 points)
- Getting the rose to stay another week (25 points)
- Being selected to go on a group date (10 points)
- Being selected to go on a group date (10 points)
- Crying on camera (25 points)
- Being selected to go on a group date (10 points)
- Getting the rose to stay another week (25 points)
- Being selected to go on a group date (10 points)
- Getting the rose to stay another week (25 points)
- Giving Chris a gift (bottle of whisky) (5 points)
- Getting the rose to stay another week (25 points)
After last night's episode, Jill B. is in first place with 480 points, David A. is in second place with 470 points, and Dan S. is in third place with 445 points. Congrats!
If it looks like I missed something, please let me know!
If it looks like I missed something, please let me know!
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