The Bachelorette, Season 10, Episode 4: Mopey Dylan and Cry-Baby Marcus

I haven't watched last night's episode yet, so I can't provide you with witty commentary. However, here's how the points went down last night:

• Andrew – 35 points
  • Being selected to go on a group date (10 points)
  • Getting the rose to stay on another week (25 points)
• Brian – 55 points
  • Being selected to go on a group date (10 points)
  • Getting the group date rose (30 points)
  • Interrupting someone’s one-on-one date (5 points)
  • Kissing Andi on the lips (10 points)
• Chris - 35 points
  • Being selected to go on a group date (10 points)
  • Getting the rose to stay on another week (25 points)
• Cody – 35 points
  • Being selected to go on a group date (10 points)
  • Getting the rose to stay on another week (25 points)
• Dylan – 80 points
  • Being selected to go on a one-on-one date (20 points)
  • Mentioning a deceased loved one (10 points)
  • Crying on camera (25 points)
  • Getting the rose to stay another week (25 points)
• Eric – 15 points (no snark here; heartfelt condolences to his loved ones. RIP, Eric)
  • Being selected to go on a group date (10 points)
  • Interrupting someone’s one-on-one time (5 points)
• JJ – 35 points
  • Being selected to go on a group date (10 points)
  • Getting the rose to stay on another week (25 points)
• Josh – 35 points
  • Being selected to go on a group date (10 points)
  • Getting the rose to stay on another week (25 points)
• Marcus – 60 points
  • Being selected to go on a one-on-one date (20 points)
  • Kissing Andi on the lips (10 points)
  • Dancing at a concert (5 points)
  • Getting the rose to stay on another week (25 points)
• Marquel – 35 points
  • Being selected to go on a group date (10 points)
  • Getting the rose to stay on another week (25 points)
• Nick V. – 45 points
  • Being selected to go on a group date (10 points)
  • Kissing Andi on the lips (10 points)
  • Getting the rose to stay on another week (25 points)
• Patrick – 35 points
  • Being selected to go on a group date (10 points)
  • Getting the rose to stay on another week (25 points)
• Tasos – 10 points (So long, Tasos)
• Being selected to go on a group date (10 points)

Ashlee H.'s team pulled in the most points for her at 230 points, Jessica T.'s team came in at a close second with 225 points, and Selena T.'s team came creeping in at 225 points to put her in third place. For the season overall, Ashlee T. is in first place with 810 total points, Jessica T. is in second place with 785 overall points, and Brittney S. is in third place with 715 overall points.

My team DESPERATELY needs Carl to start doing the dumb stuff I anticipated he would. The show is on hiatus for a week, so tune in Monday, June 16th!