The Bachelor, Season 20, Weeks 7 and 8: Hey Mom, Don't Google My Wife

Week 7 will forever be known as the week Britt showed her true colors. And how 'bout that innocent "Cinderella" Jade? His sisters really know how to pick 'em, don't they?! Here's the PG image:

Our house is littered in boxes because we're moving this weekend, so rather than entertaining you all with witty commentary and entertaining quotes, I'll let the points speak for themselves:

Episode 7:

Becca: 0 points

Britt: 70 points

• Being selected to go on a group date (10 points)
• Kissing Chris on the lips (10 points)
• Crying on camera (25 points)
• WILDCARD points for saying she really needed the one-on-one time (25 points)

Carly: 45 points

• Being selected to go on a group date (10 points)
• Kissing Chris on the lips (10 points)
• Crying on camera (25 points)

Jade: 50 points

• Being selected to go on a one-on-one date (20 points)
• Kissing Chris on the lips (10 points)
• Saying “I’m falling in love with Chris” to the camera (20 points)

Kaitlyn: 125 points

• Being selected to go on a group date (10 point)
• Getting the rose on the group date (30 points)
• Making it to Hometown Dates (50 points)
• Kissing Chris on the lips (10 points)
• Crying on camera (25 points)

Megan: 25 points

• Crying on camera (25 points)

Whitney: 60 points

• Being selected to go on a one-on-one date (20 points)
• Kissing Chris on the lips (10 points)
• Saying “I’m falling in love with Chris” to the camera (20 points)
• Mentioning a deceased loved one (10 points)

Episode 8:

Becca: 130 points

• Being selected to go on a one-on-one date (20 points)
• Kissing Chris on the lips (10 points)
• Making it to the Hometown Dates (50 points)
• Getting a rose to stay another week (25 points)
• Getting the rose to stay another week at the end of the episode (25 points)

Britt: 60 points

• Crying on camera (25 points)
• Kissing Chris on the lips (10 points)
• WILDCARD points for telling Chris she could see herself in Iowa (25 points)

Carly: 25 points

• Crying on camera (25 points)

Jade: 160 points 

• Crying on camera (25 points)
• Getting the rose to stay another week (25 points)
• Making it to the Hometown Dates (50 points)
• Kissing Chris on the lips (10 points)
• Having a body part blurred out any point (30 points)
• Saying “I’m falling for you” to Chris (20 points)

Kaitlyn: 40 points

• Kissing Chris on the lips (10 points)
• Singing for Chris (5 points)
• Getting the rose to stay another week at the end of the episode (25 points)

Whitney: 165 points

• Getting the rose to stay another week (25 points)
• Making it to the Hometown Dates (50 points)
• Kissing Chris on the lips (10 points)
• Mentioning a deceased loved one (10 points)
• Crying on camera (25 points)
• Saying “I’m falling for you” to Chris (20 points)
• Getting the rose to stay another week at the end of the episode (25 points)

Geoff D. is leading the pack with 2,395 points, Natalie L. is a close second with 2,305 points, and Karen K. is creeping in at 2,300 points. I think we can all agree that the Women Tell All is the highlight of the season. See y'all next week!